Sticks and stones walking in stupidity
As least sticky as it may be, it won’t burn in times of hunger. Use it not for actual use throw it for the dog. The sticky stick isn’t anything but a stupid stick. A smart stick can be felt in your hands with no thoughts of its uselessness in your brain. It needs to be useful and productive. Sitting right among the other dry sticks in a bonfire to cook your raw food.
To make an impact over the bonfire while I sit with my guitar thumping on the board for beats and striking on the strings for a frequency that adds value to the pieces of saucy chicken on the frying pan. Alas, the wet sticks don’t deserve this glory. Not even a good feeling as you hold that thing. A bear pissed on them maybe. Worse what if …..
IDIOTIC Wet STICKS.
These are my favorite DRY round stones. They were resembling the ones on the rail tracks. Hard to walk on, satisfying to hear though as I step over them. It’s amazing that these were laid here supplied from some quarry, and traveled all the distance to be on the tracks. Nonetheless, they are useful in the bonfire giving structure to the pile of sticks to cook my food.
Indeed these are way better than wet stones. For they explode into a surprise for the uninformed don’t know that wet stones are capable of exploding as they succumb to the pressures of my enjoyment of the marshmallows. Umm, chewy. BOOM BOOM CRACK TONK.
STUPID homely and festive WET ROCKS.
